Ted Kennedy Love Child Found!

Sound like a National Enquirer headline? Well, you would be correct! Thank you to the Boston Herald (and more accurately, Wonkette) for bringing it to our attention.

The jist of the accusation is this: this kid is the son of Caroline Bilodeau and the product of an affair between Bilodeau and the Senator in 1983. His name is Christopher, though his MySpace profile suggests he prefers…er… “junk yard dog.” No joke.

Shockingly, the Senator’s spokeswoman denies the story (”irresponsible fiction”).

We just want to see this play out a little bit more. They say laughter is good for the soul.